Hallo hallo, what? Hic! I was going to give this a giant messy miss but whaddaya know? F**k it, ima join in and predict this new Royal sprogs name. Im not interested in the slightest, just bored outta my razz'd skull and I reckon these names ive come up with are really rather ACE, so here goes...NURSE! *Pours Drink*
1. Shidbert Fandangle
2. Blootie Gurten Thamcunster III
3. Heyho Giddenthink Funjafix
4. Sheik Alleh Alleh MacBastuud
5. Shadonay Graspafit Le Spinkwaddle
6. Walter Curmidgeon
7. Kenklehawke Spudtwanger Jones
8. Fudday Pinkspitt Helsunka Proone
9. Gretchen Cocklewacker
10. Sally Moses DeMumps
11. Flintlock Alabasta Fannaybaster
12. Doggshuten Makrogunk
13. Gherkin Mangle McNutt
14. Salamander Davis II
15. Margot Poet O' Lice
16. Gattleborn Tenderlegs Bunce
17. Gideon Razzhoop the Elder
18. Gwdi Harold of Hw
19. Sacrilege Smith
20. Tenderloin SkullEye MacCloud
Well? What dost thou thinkest my crib full of kitty cats? Pretty neat huh? C'mon mun, a lot of slurry seeped from my rancid imagination with that lot, gimme some kindness good sir! Hic! Now, if only, OHHHH IF ONLY one of those names was actually chosen! What colour, what freckled madness it would bring to this oft sordid little world! Deary me, bring the light! Bring, bring, bring me the light of ages! Hic! Raaaa! Oh Margot! Blessed Miss O' Lice, we coulda been immooooortaaaaal!
