Steam in a man's strides
*Sigh* The chippings from Twitter: "The Miss Universe congeniality award should go to the aliens who don't kill us for having a Miss Universe pageant."
What a buffoon! What a glorious dolt is he/she who said this. The type of person who clings to his bed until noon, and tuttles about the price of fish.
There is nothing wrong with beauty pageants like Miss Universe. Why shouldn't we celebrate the beauty in this world so usually filled with crap? You need to have a care that we don't all get trapped in a shell of misery and dying (usually my domain ho ho ho.) Rejoice that you have a pulse and photographs of near perfect bodies to set fire to it!
If all you notice in everything are complaints and offence, then it is truly a bitter cloak of doom that will descend upon your being and consume thy throat to make it utter glum words. Never skip the magic, or the magic will skip you! Admire fine breastages, savour the sweet sight of never ending legs and toned stomachs. And do it without shame for only then shall you fully appreciate thy mortal bonds and be glad.
