Blessed is the word. Or KFC
When man begins having feelings for fluffy rabbits and cute chimps, this is when things go proper odd and the simple man is shown to be just that. Quick scenario; a man takes a rifle and shoots Fluffkins the Bunny who was quietly munching lettuce in a field. Oh boy does this make the townies cross! They start foaming into their pints (instead of the other way around) and begin thumping the morality drum like apes in the zoo. Look at them go! Bang! And indeed whop!
But (and heres where it gets strange) these are the same people you see at KFC, stuffing their fat faces with dead chicken and vile pus filled chips. Ye Gods! Is there no love for the HUMBLE chicken? Remember all those cute yellow chicks at Easter! ITS THEM! YOU ARE EATING THEM! AND WITH MAYO TOO! On the souls of Prophets it is sick.
And this drunken philosopher is with the veggies here. Nobody who is content with setting up a trough at KFC or the Golden Arches can ever complain about rabbit hunters. Or any other hunters. Ive seen the flip flop crew get angry at the Koreans for snacking on dogs, then proceed to chow down on a roast pork dinner on sunday. What the Dickens? (Happy 200th birthday Chuck by the way). Why such hate for pigs? Are not pigs with their fuzzy snouts as good as dogs?
You simply cannot go all moral crusader for one animal, while snacking on the corpses of another. It does not fly. Like chickens. Either go veggie THEN fight for the dogs and pandas, or SHUT UP AND PASS THE STEAK SAUCE!
People share photos and petitions on Facebook about stopping bear baiting and rooster fighting, tutting all the while at the horror of it all, then sit down to a meat feast pizza, ignoring the great big IRONY sign that has just appeared over their silly heads.
Its quite simple folks. One either embraces a belief in its entirety, or go and play Call Of Duty 4 or something. Whatever goals you have for your 'pick-and-choose' chums the animals will never reach fruition unless you are consistant in your belief. All or conkers to it. Get me?
